you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
