she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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