Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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