i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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