Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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