found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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