I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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