i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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