Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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