It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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