She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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