Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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