His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
