Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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