I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
So here I am, sexting at work.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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