Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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