Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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