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im so drunk with asians

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where?

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always

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(914): View more from New York

he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.

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(646): View more from New York

all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together

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(650): View more from California

Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?

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(740): View more from Ohio

It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips

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