i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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