Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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