That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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