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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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