i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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