Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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