I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
