real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He shit in the fireplace
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
My feet surprised me
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