I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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