i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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