She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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