I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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