Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Randomize
