wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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