doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My vagina is officially offended.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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