idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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