plz talk dirty to me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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