He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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