he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
