It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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