with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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