I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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