I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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