did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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