so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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