she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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