Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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