Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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