Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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