i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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