How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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