she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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