Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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