why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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