Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize
