I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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