I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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