just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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