your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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