Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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