Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
